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New Uxbridge Dictionary

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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#81 Postby thundril » February 20th, 2013, 1:41 am

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Baguette: A small hunting catch.

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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#82 Postby thundril » February 20th, 2013, 1:47 am

Parenthesis. Say hello to my mum and dad.

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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#83 Postby thundril » February 20th, 2013, 1:50 am

Ethics: Where the men wear white thox.

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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#84 Postby thundril » February 20th, 2013, 1:53 am

Piste: Going rapidly downhill.

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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#85 Postby Tetenterre » February 20th, 2013, 6:54 am

Nick wrote:In loco parentis: My daddy's an engine driver.
You know those old fellas that keep repeating themselves...?
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#86 Postby Nick » February 20th, 2013, 11:13 am

*Hurrumph*

Reminds me of the school friends who meet up for dinner at the same restaurant every 10 years.

The first time they went there because it was cheap and cheerful.

The next time they went, it was because it was nearby, so that they could make it home easily for the kids.

The next time, it was because it served that really nice Chilean wine that went so well with the food.

The next time, they went because the lighting was not so dim that they couldn't read the menu.

The next time, they went because the food was not too spicy, and didn't interfere with their medication, and they didn't have to go up or down stairs to the loo.

The last time they went there
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because no-one had ever been to that restaurant before.....

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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#87 Postby Tetenterre » March 22nd, 2013, 11:09 pm

Tennessee: having some of the characteristics of tennis

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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#88 Postby Tetenterre » April 22nd, 2013, 1:45 pm

Nicosia: A voyeur of ladies underwear

Dermatological: Ironic nickname for an irrational Irishman
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#89 Postby Dave B » April 22nd, 2013, 2:35 pm

testicle - used to find out if a person is ticklish.

squeamish - describes a person with a speech defect and a tendency to scream.
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#90 Postby Tetenterre » June 11th, 2013, 12:34 pm

Guard: American deity (in whom they trust).
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#91 Postby Tetenterre » July 4th, 2013, 5:31 pm

Error: A period of geological time specific to North America

Lever: Best thing to do once she's dumped you.
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#92 Postby Dave B » July 4th, 2013, 5:39 pm

Torpid: torpedo-like
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#93 Postby Tetenterre » July 4th, 2013, 6:10 pm

Seminal: A unit of measure equal to five decimals
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#94 Postby Tetenterre » October 14th, 2013, 9:35 am

Winner: A uniquely North American season, which directly follows their other unique season, Farl (aka Foll).
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#95 Postby Tetenterre » October 14th, 2013, 9:43 am

Dave B wrote:propaganda: the correct male goose
Or "a good look"? (As in, "I 'ad a propaganda at the motor, but it weren't even worff a pony."
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#96 Postby Dave B » October 18th, 2013, 7:45 pm

Wanker: member of the lower echelons of the Woyal Air Force
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#97 Postby thundril » October 29th, 2013, 10:06 pm

And since it's Hallowe'en...
Disappointment.. A rendezvous in Hell.
Understatement.. the bill for a funeral.

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#98 Postby Tetenterre » October 30th, 2013, 1:09 pm

Pumpkin: To inflate a family member.
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#99 Postby Tetenterre » January 20th, 2015, 8:42 am

Adam: The smallest particle of an American element.
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#100 Postby Tetenterre » June 20th, 2015, 1:18 pm

Boomerang: An attempt to frighten the base of a pavlova.
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