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New Uxbridge Dictionary

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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#41 Postby Dave B » October 15th, 2011, 3:09 pm

Latest post of the previous page:

crumpet: one of those dogs that will eat any food it finds on the floor.
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#42 Postby Tetenterre » October 15th, 2011, 6:11 pm

fallacy: like a penis
sororicide: a general remedy for mouth infections
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#43 Postby Dave B » October 15th, 2011, 6:14 pm

Density: London (for TV soap watchers)
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#44 Postby Dave B » October 15th, 2011, 6:22 pm

Anchorite: ceremony involving New Zealand butter.
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#45 Postby Tetenterre » October 16th, 2011, 11:52 am

Flushing Meadow: Communal al-fresco lavatory
Putin: Small portable emergency lavatory
Jorge: Homosexual prostitute
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#46 Postby thundril » October 16th, 2011, 1:56 pm

Acrostic. An angry flea.
Analogy. A severe biochemical reaction
Abstruse. Cessation of competitive body-building
Absolution. answer to flabby tummy problems.

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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#47 Postby Dave B » October 16th, 2011, 2:20 pm

antacid: alternative name for formic acid

Antarctic: the furthest south point where ants are to be found

anthem: those people as well
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#48 Postby jamesjones950 » October 19th, 2011, 9:25 pm

Interact: The performance put on by the clergyman at the graveside.
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#49 Postby Dave B » October 24th, 2011, 5:46 pm

propaganda: the correct male goose
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#50 Postby thundril » October 24th, 2011, 5:58 pm

Condemnation. Britain today.

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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#51 Postby Dave B » October 24th, 2011, 6:25 pm

Blairgowrie: that feeling you have after drinking far too much whiskey and eating far too much haggis!
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#52 Postby Tetenterre » October 25th, 2011, 8:27 am

Dave B wrote:Blairgowrie: !


Isn't that Meaning of Liff, not NUD? :laughter:

rancour: an oriental onanist
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#53 Postby animist » October 25th, 2011, 11:28 am

Dave B wrote:pontificate: a piece of paper declaring that a French bridge is safe.

or behaving like the Pope (maybe that IS the original meaning!)

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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#54 Postby Tetenterre » October 25th, 2011, 12:56 pm

Johnny Rotten: a perished condom
condom: to deceive Mr Joly
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#55 Postby animist » October 25th, 2011, 1:12 pm

parturition - where you want to scratch

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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#56 Postby jamesjones950 » October 27th, 2011, 6:09 pm

express...............retired journalist

expander..............a large, bear-like member of the racoon family, sadly deceased.

describe...............de man who writes de letters.
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#57 Postby Dave B » October 27th, 2011, 6:21 pm

expert: a has-been under pressure.
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#58 Postby thundril » October 27th, 2011, 6:23 pm

Extractor Fan. Someone who used to love The Tractors.

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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#59 Postby Nick » October 27th, 2011, 10:46 pm

Nigel Farage: A twat.

Sorry, I was getting carried away....

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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#60 Postby Tetenterre » October 28th, 2011, 7:44 am

Dave B wrote:expert: a has-been under pressure.


Or "a drip under pressure"?


Nick wrote:Nigel Farage: A twat.


Farage (v): to exercise ukipocrisy

Miliband (SI unit): 1x10-6 killer-bands

Ed Balls: A bit like a dick-'ed; bollock-brain
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#61 Postby Dave B » October 28th, 2011, 9:28 am

Tetenterre wrote:
Dave B wrote:expert: a has-been under pressure.


Or "a drip under pressure"?


Yes, the correct definition is: "an 'ex' is a has-been and a 'spert' is a drip under pressure." Really only works in full spoken rather than written. Somehow, though, "a has-been drip under pressure" sounds like he/she is no longer a drip!


tear: "the ear" in Yorkshire.
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