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New Uxbridge Dictionary

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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#21 Postby thundril » October 12th, 2011, 7:54 pm

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abstention. Tightness of the stomach muscles.

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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#22 Postby Dave B » October 12th, 2011, 9:47 pm

Monicker: underwear for a one legged woman.
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#23 Postby thundril » October 12th, 2011, 11:45 pm

Manhole...
Er,.. :exit: :retreat:

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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#24 Postby Nick » October 13th, 2011, 1:06 pm

Illegal: a sick bird

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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#25 Postby stevenw888 » October 13th, 2011, 1:14 pm

Dopeler effect - The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#26 Postby thundril » October 13th, 2011, 1:20 pm

Rectum. Inflicted serious damage on him

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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#27 Postby Tetenterre » October 13th, 2011, 1:23 pm

Biplane: The words muttered by a skydiver as he leaps.
Bidet: 2 days before D-day
Titilate: Delayed onset of female puberty
Varnish: To disappear in Mayfair
Disappear: To say unpleasant things about a Member of the Upper House

(Oh, and hundreds more -- but not the 5 above! -- at: http://www.alspcs.com/main.html)
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#28 Postby jamesjones950 » October 13th, 2011, 6:28 pm

Content: Accommodation overflow at the Conservative party conference

Convert: A Conservative MP qho deserts and joins the Greens.

Condemn: Abbrev for the coalition.

Consort: Cabinet reshuffle.

Con: The Big Society.

Condense: make up your own definition.
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#29 Postby jamesjones950 » October 13th, 2011, 6:53 pm

Aspirin: Aimin' for a goal. Strivin' to achieve a target
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#30 Postby jamesjones950 » October 13th, 2011, 6:55 pm

Describe: The man employed to write Mugabe's speeches
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#31 Postby Dave B » October 13th, 2011, 7:34 pm

dapple: Franglais for "of apple"

donate: similar in form to a donut
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#32 Postby Tetenterre » October 14th, 2011, 8:34 am

Brandish: 1. (adj) Having some of the qualities of a brand. 2. (n) A single serving of a healthy, slightly laxative, breakfast cereal.
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#33 Postby Nick » October 14th, 2011, 11:04 am

Blister: someone who appears only once all the work has been done.

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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#34 Postby Dave B » October 14th, 2011, 1:08 pm

Populate: father arrived well after the birth.
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#35 Postby Nick » October 14th, 2011, 1:38 pm

There are also, of course, various descriptions of golf shots (none of them particularly tasteful!):

Douglas Bader: A good shot, but no legs

Paula Ratcliffe: Ugly, but runs a long way

Adolf: lost in a bunker

etc.......

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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#36 Postby Tetenterre » October 14th, 2011, 4:38 pm

Frogspawn: Amphibian erotica
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#37 Postby Dave B » October 14th, 2011, 4:47 pm

Telescope: optical device for viewing an old TV cop series by a Greek-American actor.

[I am resisting the temptation to get my copy of the dictionary off the shelf and cheat!]
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#38 Postby Tetenterre » October 15th, 2011, 8:18 am

Diethyl ester: The new Charlie's Angels trio.
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#39 Postby Nick » October 15th, 2011, 2:14 pm

Sari: an American apology

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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#40 Postby Nick » October 15th, 2011, 2:18 pm

Assegai! : Cry of recognition at an identity parade.

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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#41 Postby Dave B » October 15th, 2011, 3:09 pm

crumpet: one of those dogs that will eat any food it finds on the floor.
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