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New Uxbridge Dictionary

#1 Postby Nick » October 11th, 2011, 11:42 pm

New definitions for old words:


Psoriasis: having a female sibling with a back eye

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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#2 Postby Tetenterre » October 12th, 2011, 9:11 am

Dictator: An embarrassingly-shaped tuber

Moisturise: Cry

Countryside: The killing of James Murdoch
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Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.

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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#3 Postby stevenw888 » October 12th, 2011, 9:22 am

Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

Intaxication: Euphoria at receiving a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#4 Postby Griblet » October 12th, 2011, 9:44 am

satire: seated in a more elevated position
pubescent: perfume for the private parts
denial: a river in Egypt
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#5 Postby thundril » October 12th, 2011, 10:26 am

Deconstruction. The process of educating church officials

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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#6 Postby thundril » October 12th, 2011, 10:28 am

Distress. The garment I am holding

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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#7 Postby Nick » October 12th, 2011, 10:55 am

Mendicant friar: Chip pan broken beyond repair

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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#8 Postby Tetenterre » October 12th, 2011, 11:16 am

:pointlaugh:

Disguise: These people
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#9 Postby Dave B » October 12th, 2011, 11:32 am

Electrocute - new range of prettified domestic appliances
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#10 Postby Dave B » October 12th, 2011, 11:39 am

Describe - the monkish clerk
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#11 Postby Griblet » October 12th, 2011, 11:41 am

justice: No lemon, thank you.
manganese: a nasty medical condition of the legs which afflicts the artists of Japanese comics.
onomatopoeia: one who gets through the front door but can't make it to the lavatory.
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#12 Postby Tetenterre » October 12th, 2011, 11:56 am

Geriatric: The feat of Karl Platt and Stefan Sahm in the Absa Cape Epic last year
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#13 Postby Nick » October 12th, 2011, 2:15 pm

Non compos mentis: I don't think that's supposed to be fertiliser....

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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#14 Postby Dave B » October 12th, 2011, 2:42 pm

Sarawak: open handed blow from a girl called Sara

Motile: found on roofs in Motown

Newton: rounded up version of the old one, 2250 lbs

Effuse: the one in the TV plug that blew just before England scored the winning goal.
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#15 Postby stevenw888 » October 12th, 2011, 2:47 pm

Smorgasbord: Promotion used by whorehouses on slow nights, similar to the restaurant industry's "All You Can Eat" concept.
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#16 Postby Nick » October 12th, 2011, 5:42 pm

In loco parentis: My daddy's an engine driver.



(btw it has dawned on me that scoriasis is actually a verb, meaning "to poke a nun in the eye". Sorry about the previous mistranslation. :D )

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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#17 Postby jamesjones950 » October 12th, 2011, 6:17 pm

Defence: De ting around Nelson Mandela's garden.

Pole vault: 1. A crypt in Warsaw. 2. A traditional sport in Warsaw.

Carpet: The nodding dog on the parcel shelf/dashboard.

Autograph: Steffie's car.

Automate: 1. Co-driver. 2. To have sexual intercourse in a car.

Validate: Courting in Rhonnda
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#18 Postby Dave B » October 12th, 2011, 7:10 pm

pontificate: a piece of paper declaring that a French bridge is safe.
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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#19 Postby Nick » October 12th, 2011, 7:38 pm

tendentious: having more than nine teeth.

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Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary

#20 Postby thundril » October 12th, 2011, 7:54 pm

abstention. Tightness of the stomach muscles.


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