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Double meanings game

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Re: Double meanings game

#21 Postby Vicky » October 14th, 2010, 7:11 pm

Latest post of the previous page:

In his final sentence, the judge ordered a life sentence.

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Re: Double meanings game

#22 Postby Dave B » October 14th, 2010, 7:31 pm

He was the sort of kid who loved to sort through his grannies button jar.
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Re: Double meanings game

#23 Postby Emma Woolgatherer » October 19th, 2010, 3:35 pm

As the umpire announced, "Game, set and match to Miss Kalashnikova", Anatoliy struck a match and lit a celebratory Sobranie.

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Re: Double meanings game

#24 Postby jamesjones950 » October 19th, 2010, 6:22 pm

John's article was all about the "interesting" articles he'd found with his metal-detector
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Re: Double meanings game

#25 Postby Dave B » October 19th, 2010, 7:30 pm

The tutor was articulate in his description of the articulated skeleton.
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Re: Double meanings game

#26 Postby jaywhat » October 20th, 2010, 7:00 am

I knew a Jewish baseball player who was distracted by a homer pigeon from a successful homer so he went down the market and bought a homer of goodies to cheer himself up.

Yes, my dictionary helped me! :smile:

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Re: Double meanings game

#27 Postby jamesjones950 » October 20th, 2010, 7:55 pm

After each day spent running his business, Sir A... S.... goes running. He runs very aggressively, constantly running over fellow runners who get in his way and shouting "You've run out of options. You're fired!"
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Re: Double meanings game

#28 Postby thundril » November 2nd, 2010, 2:25 pm

Ever been Southbound, bound to a bounding dog?
Bound to have been!

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Re: Double meanings game

#29 Postby Vicky » November 3rd, 2010, 9:59 pm

Having to carry the hamper hampered her progress to the picnic site.

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Re: Double meanings game

#30 Postby Ken H » November 4th, 2010, 3:13 pm

More baseball...

The batter hit a home run that landed in a puddle of mud and was declared a foul ball.
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Re: Double meanings game

#31 Postby jamesjones950 » November 4th, 2010, 5:58 pm

From the bow of a boat in the moat, Robin shot an arrow from his bow; the arrow flew through an open bow window and planted itself firmly in the backside of a servant, whose bow to the sheriff was just then at its deepest point.
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Re: Double meanings game

#32 Postby Dave B » November 4th, 2010, 6:18 pm

jamesjones950 wrote:From the bow of a boat in the moat, Robin shot an arrow from his bow; the arrow flew through an open bow window and planted itself firmly in the backside of a servant, whose bow to the sheriff was just then at its deepest point.
I bow to your skill JJ!

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Re: Double meanings game

#33 Postby Tetenterre » May 24th, 2013, 3:14 pm

There's a wise saw that begins: "Anyone who saw how a conjurer managed to saw his assistant in half ..."
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Re: Double meanings game

#34 Postby Tetenterre » May 31st, 2013, 9:55 am

Some of my peers witnessed the peer peer intently at the peer in the adjacent urinal.
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Re: Double meanings game

#35 Postby Dave B » May 31st, 2013, 11:20 am

He had the good fortune to amass a good fortune on the stock exchange.
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Re: Double meanings game

#36 Postby Ken H » May 31st, 2013, 2:11 pm

The body was found encased in concrete and provided the concrete evidence needed to convict the killer..
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Re: Double meanings game

#37 Postby Fia » June 2nd, 2013, 9:56 pm

Bear with me whilst I bare my thoughts that are so hard to bear with my friend Pooh.

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Re: Double meanings game

#38 Postby Tetenterre » June 3rd, 2013, 12:27 pm

(A double double :D )

Before the episode was even half way through, there were way too many defendants before the magistrate.
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Re: Double meanings game

#39 Postby Dave B » June 3rd, 2013, 12:59 pm

Ooops, seem to have doubled up when I tried to edit.
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Re: Double meanings game

#40 Postby Dave B » June 3rd, 2013, 1:00 pm

He put the whole kitty on a single nag even though it's odds were even.

[And we wonder why foreigners have trouble with English!]
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Re: Double meanings game

#41 Postby jaywhat » October 13th, 2013, 6:38 am

He gave the bum a sharp response.


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