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Five Word Story, with a blank

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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#261 Postby jaywhat » December 20th, 2013, 6:10 am

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Mice make much more challenging topics and do not mind being watched. Weasels, on the other hand, are closely related to each other, and should think before opening their big mouths to insult politicians and other low life who can ingratiate when they need something. interestingly, stoats are far more intelligent than politicians, according to the stoats. Sociology defines politicians as "those heartless sub-humans". This is an insult to such benighted people, sub-humans are simply hairy creatures that haven't had a shave yet and are not likely to. Does this make them as worthless as politicians or what exactly are you implying?"

"The evidence speaks for itself. Wearing crowns and mitres not to mention cardigans and plus fours with green stripes and yellow crosses on them. Surely the red shoes are a disgusting fashion move and one { } yellow paint

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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#262 Postby Dave B » December 20th, 2013, 9:30 am

"The evidence speaks for itself. Wearing crowns and mitres not to mention cardigans and plus fours with green stripes and yellow crosses on them. Surely the red shoes are a disgusting fashion move and one had yellow paint on his eyelids, ugh! { }
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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#263 Postby Ken H » December 20th, 2013, 3:26 pm

"The evidence speaks for itself. Wearing crowns and mitres not to mention cardigans and plus fours with green stripes and yellow crosses on them. Surely the red shoes are a disgusting fashion move and one had yellow paint on his eyelids, ugh! Surprisingly, fashion designer Armani approved { }
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' - Isaac Asimov

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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#264 Postby jaywhat » December 20th, 2013, 4:07 pm

"The evidence speaks for itself. Wearing crowns and mitres not to mention cardigans and plus fours with green stripes and yellow crosses on them. Surely the red shoes are a disgusting fashion move and one had yellow paint on his eyelids, ugh! Surprisingly, fashion designer Armani approved, but I am completely lost for { }

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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#265 Postby Dave B » December 20th, 2013, 4:23 pm

"The evidence speaks for itself. Wearing crowns and mitres not to mention cardigans and plus fours with green stripes and yellow crosses on them. Surely the red shoes are a disgusting fashion move and one had yellow paint on his eyelids, ugh! Surprisingly, fashion designer Armani approved, but I am completely lost for expletives to delete for this { }
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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#266 Postby Ken H » December 21st, 2013, 4:45 pm

"The evidence speaks for itself. Wearing crowns and mitres not to mention cardigans and plus fours with green stripes and yellow crosses on them. Surely the red shoes are a disgusting fashion move and one had yellow paint on his eyelids, ugh! Surprisingly, fashion designer Armani approved, but I am completely lost for expletives to delete for this aberration!

Meanwhile, a gorilla riding a purple { }

(I believe we should not count articles such as a, an, the, towards our 4/5 word limit. What do you think?)
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' - Isaac Asimov

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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#267 Postby thundril » December 21st, 2013, 11:53 pm

"The evidence speaks for itself. Wearing crowns and mitres not to mention cardigans and plus fours with green stripes and yellow crosses on them. Surely the red shoes are a disgusting fashion move and one had yellow paint on his eyelids, ugh! Surprisingly, fashion designer Armani approved, but I am completely lost for expletives to delete for this aberration!

Meanwhile, a gorilla riding a purple article failed to count { }words

{Yes. Don't count an a or a the.}

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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#268 Postby jaywhat » December 22nd, 2013, 6:41 am

"The evidence speaks for itself. Wearing crowns and mitres not to mention cardigans and plus fours with green stripes and yellow crosses on them. Surely the red shoes are a disgusting fashion move and one had yellow paint on his eyelids, ugh! Surprisingly, fashion designer Armani approved, but I am completely lost for expletives to delete for this aberration!
Meanwhile, a gorilla riding a purple article failed to count all his words and was {} banned

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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#269 Postby Dave B » December 22nd, 2013, 9:25 am

"The evidence speaks for itself. Wearing crowns and mitres not to mention cardigans and plus fours with green stripes and yellow crosses on them. Surely the red shoes are a disgusting fashion move and one had yellow paint on his eyelids, ugh! Surprisingly, fashion designer Armani approved, but I am completely lost for expletives to delete for this aberration!
Meanwhile, a gorilla riding a purple article failed to count all his words and was summarily banned from the { } circle
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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#270 Postby thundril » December 22nd, 2013, 2:20 pm

"The evidence speaks for itself. Wearing crowns and mitres not to mention cardigans and plus fours with green stripes and yellow crosses on them. Surely the red shoes are a disgusting fashion move and one had yellow paint on his eyelids, ugh! Surprisingly, fashion designer Armani approved, but I am completely lost for expletives to delete for this aberration!
Meanwhile, a gorilla riding a purple article failed to count all his words and was summarily banned from the knitting circle. "Is this { } too whimsical for

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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#271 Postby Ken H » December 22nd, 2013, 6:29 pm

"The evidence speaks for itself. Wearing crowns and mitres not to mention cardigans and plus fours with green stripes and yellow crosses on them. Surely the red shoes are a disgusting fashion move and one had yellow paint on his eyelids, ugh! Surprisingly, fashion designer Armani approved, but I am completely lost for expletives to delete for this aberration!
Meanwhile, a gorilla riding a purple article failed to count all his words and was summarily banned from the knitting circle. "Is this cardigan too whimsical for a { }?" muttered an elderly knitter.
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' - Isaac Asimov

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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#272 Postby Dave B » December 22nd, 2013, 8:11 pm

"The evidence speaks for itself. Wearing crowns and mitres not to mention cardigans and plus fours with green stripes and yellow crosses on them. Surely the red shoes are a disgusting fashion move and one had yellow paint on his eyelids, ugh! Surprisingly, fashion designer Armani approved, but I am completely lost for expletives to delete for this aberration!
Meanwhile, a gorilla riding a purple article failed to count all his words and was summarily banned from the knitting circle. "Is this cardigan too whimsical for a Samurai?" muttered an elderly knitter.

"No, perfect shade of { }
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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#273 Postby jaywhat » December 23rd, 2013, 6:59 am

"No, perfect shade of grey but now the days get { }

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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#274 Postby Ken H » December 24th, 2013, 3:47 pm

"No, perfect shade of grey but now the days get confusing and I'm attracted to { } colours."
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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#275 Postby Dave B » December 24th, 2013, 5:27 pm

"No, perfect shade of grey but now the days get confusing and I'm attracted to flesh colours."

"Wouldn't be seen wearing { }
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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#276 Postby jaywhat » December 25th, 2013, 8:56 am

"No, perfect shade of grey but now the days get confusing and I'm attracted to flesh colours."

"Wouldn't be seen wearing nothing on a cold frosty {}

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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#277 Postby Ken H » December 25th, 2013, 3:16 pm

"No, perfect shade of grey but now the days get confusing and I'm attracted to flesh colours."

"Wouldn't be seen wearing nothing on a cold frosty day", said the invisible man to { }
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' - Isaac Asimov

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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#278 Postby Dave B » December 25th, 2013, 3:39 pm

"No, perfect shade of grey but now the days get confusing and I'm attracted to flesh colours."

"Wouldn't be seen wearing nothing on a cold frosty day", said the invisible man to Frankenstein."

"Huh! Try wearing a steel { }
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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#279 Postby jaywhat » December 26th, 2013, 2:35 pm

"No, perfect shade of grey but now the days get confusing and I'm attracted to flesh colours."

"Wouldn't be seen wearing nothing on a cold frosty day", said the invisible man to Frankenstein."

"Huh! Try wearing a steel frock. You'll {} when you sit down.

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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#280 Postby Ken H » December 28th, 2013, 2:35 pm

"No, perfect shade of grey but now the days get confusing and I'm attracted to flesh colours."

"Wouldn't be seen wearing nothing on a cold frosty day", said the invisible man to Frankenstein."

"Huh! Try wearing a steel frock. You'll crinkle when you sit down, and in rainstorms you'll { }
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' - Isaac Asimov

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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#281 Postby jaywhat » December 29th, 2013, 6:56 am

"No, perfect shade of grey but now the days get confusing and I'm attracted to flesh colours."

"Wouldn't be seen wearing nothing on a cold frosty day", said the invisible man to Frankenstein."

"Huh! Try wearing a steel frock. You'll crinkle when you sit down, and in rainstorms you'll surely wish for summat more suitable


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