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Five Word Story, with a blank

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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#301 Postby Graham R » January 2nd, 2014, 6:42 pm

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"I like the rusty, but not with steel so I shower with oil and use a Brillo pad to get totally clean and really shiny posterior. Electricity, however, is certainly something to be avoided like the plague unless you have insulated knickers and a grounded knowledge of wiring, safety and a current trip attached to your travel diary. Some boor would say, 'A shocking trip, indeed!' Furthermore, the whole tale is quite electric."

With that he sat on his potty and contemplated his cat's navel as she watched him flush his troubles away. "Hallelujah! That's a weight off my bowels, pass me my frilly { }
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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#302 Postby Ken H » January 3rd, 2014, 12:59 am

"I like the rusty, but not with steel so I shower with oil and use a Brillo pad to get totally clean and really shiny posterior. Electricity, however, is certainly something to be avoided like the plague unless you have insulated knickers and a grounded knowledge of wiring, safety and a current trip attached to your travel diary. Some boor would say, 'A shocking trip, indeed!' Furthermore, the whole tale is quite electric."

With that he sat on his potty and contemplated his cat's navel as she watched him flush his troubles away. "Hallelujah! That's a weight off my bowels, pass me my frilly frock and I'll go waltzing { }
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' - Isaac Asimov

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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#303 Postby Graham R » January 3rd, 2014, 2:55 pm

"I like the rusty, but not with steel so I shower with oil and use a Brillo pad to get totally clean and really shiny posterior. Electricity, however, is certainly something to be avoided like the plague unless you have insulated knickers and a grounded knowledge of wiring, safety and a current trip attached to your travel diary. Some boor would say, 'A shocking trip, indeed!' Furthermore, the whole tale is quite electric."

With that he sat on his potty and contemplated his cat's navel as she watched him flush his troubles away. "Hallelujah! That's a weight off my bowels, pass me my frilly frock and I'll go waltzing into the police station to { }
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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#304 Postby Dave B » January 3rd, 2014, 5:05 pm

"I like the rusty, but not with steel so I shower with oil and use a Brillo pad to get totally clean and really shiny posterior. Electricity, however, is certainly something to be avoided like the plague unless you have insulated knickers and a grounded knowledge of wiring, safety and a current trip attached to your travel diary. Some boor would say, 'A shocking trip, indeed!' Furthermore, the whole tale is quite electric."

With that he sat on his potty and contemplated his cat's navel as she watched him flush his troubles away. "Hallelujah! That's a weight off my bowels, pass me my frilly frock and I'll go waltzing into the police station to get myself arrested for { }
"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#305 Postby Graham R » January 3rd, 2014, 8:14 pm

"I like the rusty, but not with steel so I shower with oil and use a Brillo pad to get totally clean and really shiny posterior. Electricity, however, is certainly something to be avoided like the plague unless you have insulated knickers and a grounded knowledge of wiring, safety and a current trip attached to your travel diary. Some boor would say, 'A shocking trip, indeed!' Furthermore, the whole tale is quite electric."

With that he sat on his potty and contemplated his cat's navel as she watched him flush his troubles away. "Hallelujah! That's a weight off my bowels, pass me my frilly frock and I'll go waltzing into the police station to get myself arrested for expounding delusional religious beliefs before { }
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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#306 Postby thundril » January 4th, 2014, 5:04 pm

I like the rusty, but not with steel so I shower with oil and use a Brillo pad to get totally clean and really shiny posterior. Electricity, however, is certainly something to be avoided like the plague unless you have insulated knickers and a grounded knowledge of wiring, safety and a current trip attached to your travel diary. Some boor would say, 'A shocking trip, indeed!' Furthermore, the whole tale is quite electric."

With that he sat on his potty and contemplated his cat's navel as she watched him flush his troubles away. "Hallelujah! That's a weight off my bowels, pass me my frilly frock and I'll go waltzing into the police station to get myself arrested for expounding delusional religious beliefs before breakfast. I understand it's { } after ten

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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#307 Postby Dave B » January 4th, 2014, 5:19 pm

I like the rusty, but not with steel so I shower with oil and use a Brillo pad to get totally clean and really shiny posterior. Electricity, however, is certainly something to be avoided like the plague unless you have insulated knickers and a grounded knowledge of wiring, safety and a current trip attached to your travel diary. Some boor would say, 'A shocking trip, indeed!' Furthermore, the whole tale is quite electric."

With that he sat on his potty and contemplated his cat's navel as she watched him flush his troubles away. "Hallelujah! That's a weight off my bowels, pass me my frilly frock and I'll go waltzing into the police station to get myself arrested for expounding delusional religious beliefs before breakfast. I understand it's illegal, after ten, to proselytise Buddhism or { }
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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#308 Postby Ken H » January 4th, 2014, 9:30 pm

I like the rusty, but not with steel so I shower with oil and use a Brillo pad to get totally clean and really shiny posterior. Electricity, however, is certainly something to be avoided like the plague unless you have insulated knickers and a grounded knowledge of wiring, safety and a current trip attached to your travel diary. Some boor would say, 'A shocking trip, indeed!' Furthermore, the whole tale is quite electric."

With that he sat on his potty and contemplated his cat's navel as she watched him flush his troubles away. "Hallelujah! That's a weight off my bowels, pass me my frilly frock and I'll go waltzing into the police station to get myself arrested for expounding delusional religious beliefs before breakfast. I understand it's illegal, after ten, to proselytise Buddhism or poke a Vicar in the { }".
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' - Isaac Asimov

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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#309 Postby thundril » January 5th, 2014, 1:42 am

I like the rusty, but not with steel so I shower with oil and use a Brillo pad to get totally clean and really shiny posterior. Electricity, however, is certainly something to be avoided like the plague unless you have insulated knickers and a grounded knowledge of wiring, safety and a current trip attached to your travel diary. Some boor would say, 'A shocking trip, indeed!' Furthermore, the whole tale is quite electric."

With that he sat on his potty and contemplated his cat's navel as she watched him flush his troubles away. "Hallelujah! That's a weight off my bowels, pass me my frilly frock and I'll go waltzing into the police station to get myself arrested for expounding delusional religious beliefs before breakfast. I understand it's illegal, after ten, to proselytise Buddhism or poke a Vicar in the vestry. Before ten, however { } goes

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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#310 Postby jaywhat » February 5th, 2014, 8:24 am

I like the rusty, but not with steel so I shower with oil and use a Brillo pad to get totally clean and really shiny posterior. Electricity, however, is certainly something to be avoided like the plague unless you have insulated knickers and a grounded knowledge of wiring, safety and a current trip attached to your travel diary. Some boor would say, 'A shocking trip, indeed!' Furthermore, the whole tale is quite electric."

With that he sat on his potty and contemplated his cat's navel as she watched him flush his troubles away. "Hallelujah! That's a weight off my bowels, pass me my frilly frock and I'll go waltzing into the police station to get myself arrested for expounding delusional religious beliefs before breakfast. I understand it's illegal, after ten, to proselytise Buddhism or poke a Vicar in the vestry. Before ten, however, he goes just about anywhere {} but over

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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#311 Postby Dave B » February 5th, 2014, 8:37 am

With that he sat on his potty and contemplated his cat's navel as she watched him flush his troubles away. "Hallelujah! That's a weight off my bowels, pass me my frilly frock and I'll go waltzing into the police station to get myself arrested for expounding delusional religious beliefs before breakfast. I understand it's illegal, after ten, to proselytise Buddhism or poke a Vicar in the vestry. Before ten, however, he goes just about anywhere warm but over fifteen feet from {}
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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#312 Postby thundril » February 5th, 2014, 9:23 am

With that he sat on his potty and contemplated his cat's navel as she watched him flush his troubles away. "Hallelujah! That's a weight off my bowels, pass me my frilly frock and I'll go waltzing into the police station to get myself arrested for expounding delusional religious beliefs before breakfast. I understand it's illegal, after ten, to proselytise Buddhism or poke a Vicar in the vestry. Before ten, however, he goes just about anywhere warm but over fifteen feet from at least eight people or

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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#313 Postby jaywhat » February 5th, 2014, 4:06 pm

With that he sat on his potty and contemplated his cat's navel as she watched him flush his troubles away. "Hallelujah! That's a weight off my bowels, pass me my frilly frock and I'll go waltzing into the police station to get myself arrested for expounding delusional religious beliefs before breakfast. I understand it's illegal, after ten, to proselytise Buddhism or poke a Vicar in the vestry. Before ten, however, he goes just about anywhere warm but over fifteen feet from at least eight people or nine fish without any sliced {}

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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#314 Postby jaywhat » September 16th, 2014, 4:21 pm

bread and jam to eat {}

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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#315 Postby Dave B » September 16th, 2014, 4:25 pm

bread and jam to eat with his hot Marmite milk {}
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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#316 Postby Ken H » September 17th, 2014, 3:16 am

bread and jam to eat with his hot Marmite milk smoothie. Grabbing the latest copy of {},
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' - Isaac Asimov

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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#317 Postby jaywhat » September 17th, 2014, 6:45 am

....bread and jam to eat with his hot Marmite milk smoothie. Grabbing the latest copy of 'I',he turned to Codeword {}

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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#318 Postby Dave B » September 17th, 2014, 10:31 am

....bread and jam to eat with his hot Marmite milk smoothie. Grabbing the latest copy of 'I',he turned to Codeword but decided it was too {}
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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#319 Postby jaywhat » September 18th, 2014, 8:54 am

..bread and jam to eat with his hot Marmite milk smoothie. Grabbing the latest copy of 'I',he turned to Codeword but decided it was too easy to waste his precious {}

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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#320 Postby Dave B » September 18th, 2014, 9:47 am

..bread and jam to eat with his hot Marmite milk smoothie. Grabbing the latest copy of 'I',he turned to Codeword but decided it was too easy to waste his precious brain cell on this early {}
"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
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Re: Five Word Story, with a blank

#321 Postby jaywhat » September 18th, 2014, 3:51 pm

...bread and jam to eat with his hot Marmite milk smoothie. Grabbing the latest copy of 'I',he turned to Codeword but decided it was too easy to waste his precious brain cell on this early stress inducing activity. It never {}


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