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Cheddar Gorge 5

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Re: Cheddar Gorge 5

#421 Postby kbell » January 2nd, 2009, 11:48 am

Latest post of the previous page:

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Re: Cheddar Gorge 5

#422 Postby DougS » January 2nd, 2009, 12:21 pm

doesn't

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Re: Cheddar Gorge 5

#423 Postby Nick » January 2nd, 2009, 12:49 pm

mean

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Re: Cheddar Gorge 5

#424 Postby Fia » January 2nd, 2009, 7:27 pm

that

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Re: Cheddar Gorge 5

#425 Postby para handy » January 6th, 2009, 9:30 pm

I am never quite sure how the worst jazz pianist in Christendom became such a great smiling angel as he appears to be. I am somewhat perplexed by the fact that there are no Christians here. Perhaps they think they shouldn't have to be doing such strange things as dancing with winged necropolites on the cloud that I'm looking down from. But in heaven we never know exactly when or how the 'Lord' will react to stimuli like porn, praying and various other unsavoury habits. Sometimes he explodes whilst watching big butch women eating popcorn and drinking gallons of lukeward Blaand coffee. Whereas it behooves all who would fain submit to Christian baptism and all the other nonsense to which we have become impervious, to ensure that we are not excluded from all the fun. You get up to 80% off which helps immeasurably with the cost of providing pleasurable activities and we have yet to discover what it would be like to have sex while trumpeting with elephantine angels but hopefully we shall eventually get it.

God knows what joys we occasionally miss while we are busy tut-tutting about mischievously playing pranks on him. As you mightn’t be aware that cannabis is freely distributed among the dead, which may explain why they seem feckless and giggle and they write worryingly about nonsensNotwithstanding yesterday's debacle involving representatives from dubious religious cults and inebriated cherubs, Heaven is generally much more gentle than I expected. Music is something I hear in my lunch-hour but poetry is not. I would prefer to play jazz but I don't know any suitable tunes for angels with harps. Regrettably it would irredeemably besmirch covenanters if it is true that lust for sheep almost proves impossible to even talk about. Sheep shagger anecdotes are wholesome amongst Welsh upland souls who don't have appropriate morals during the hypothetical auditions for sainthood. Nevertheless, the best sinners are Scottish Catholics of Irish inclination who forever play whilst everybody else tries rationally and sometimes devours children. When I fidget with myself, people like to throw custard and peddle narcotics apparently believing in fairies. Why? It should be outrageous but wherever I go absolutely everybody howls with laughter at my homeopathic remedies.

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Re: Cheddar Gorge 5

#426 Postby Alan C. » January 6th, 2009, 10:54 pm

are
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Re: Cheddar Gorge 5

#427 Postby Emma Woolgatherer » January 7th, 2009, 12:23 am

paradoxical

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Re: Cheddar Gorge 5

#428 Postby Firebrand » January 9th, 2009, 11:12 am

, unlike

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Re: Cheddar Gorge 5

#429 Postby Nick » January 9th, 2009, 11:33 am

some

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Re: Cheddar Gorge 5

#430 Postby Zoe » January 10th, 2009, 4:02 pm

of

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Re: Cheddar Gorge 5

#431 Postby lewist » January 10th, 2009, 9:37 pm

us.
Carpe diem. Savour every moment.

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Re: Cheddar Gorge 5

#432 Postby jaywhat » January 11th, 2009, 6:30 am

Does this all come to an end when someone has to use a full stop or

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Re: Cheddar Gorge 5

#433 Postby lewist » January 11th, 2009, 9:43 am

jaywhat wrote:Does this all come to an end when someone has to use a full stop or
No, no! We can start a new sentence surely, like this...


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Re: Cheddar Gorge 5

#434 Postby Maria Mac » January 12th, 2009, 12:27 am

they

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Re: Cheddar Gorge 5

#435 Postby Alan C. » January 12th, 2009, 9:55 pm

were
Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers.

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Re: Cheddar Gorge 5

#436 Postby Fia » January 13th, 2009, 10:42 pm

indubitably

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Re: Cheddar Gorge 5

#437 Postby jaywhat » January 14th, 2009, 5:32 am

under

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Re: Cheddar Gorge 5

#438 Postby Nick » January 14th, 2009, 9:37 am

arrest

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Re: Cheddar Gorge 5

#439 Postby lewist » January 14th, 2009, 4:30 pm

for
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Re: Cheddar Gorge 5

#440 Postby Firebrand » January 15th, 2009, 11:43 am

making

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Re: Cheddar Gorge 5

#441 Postby Nick » January 15th, 2009, 2:44 pm

woopy (sp?)


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