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by Compassionist
February 12th, 2018, 12:29 pm
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: God was a Jew and other jokes
Replies: 288
Views: 9628

Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

Dear Compassionist, I don't believe in any God. However, if I was forced to believe in one, I would pick Einstein's, because it isn't silly like all the run-of-the-mill Gods! AS I said, I am willing to listen to anyone who wants to preach to me and if he can convince me then I will convert! When I ...
by Compassionist
February 12th, 2018, 9:47 am
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: God was a Jew and other jokes
Replies: 288
Views: 9628

Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

Dear Compassionist, All the run-of-the-mill religions such as Christianity and Islam have a God who is "made in the image of (a male) man". He has all the defects of man such as jealous, narcissistic, selfish, cruel, stingy, greedy, petty, vindictive, pedophilic, untrustworthy, lying, dec...
by Compassionist
February 11th, 2018, 3:32 pm
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: God was a Jew and other jokes
Replies: 288
Views: 9628

Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

Dear Compassionist, You hit the nail right on the head! The great majority of Theists worship a God (any God will do) because they are afraid of dying and going to Hell. The great scientist Blaise Pascal was very intelligent and realized that God was a myth. However, the fear of Hell-fire had been ...
by Compassionist
February 11th, 2018, 7:31 am
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: God was a Jew and other jokes
Replies: 288
Views: 9628

Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

Dear Compassionist, Well, you certainly have had a very interesting and diversified life! To be a Muslim, then a Christian, now a Buddhist (of sorts). You are more qualified than me! I was brought up a Christian, but when I grew up, I discarded it along with Santa Claus! I am now essentially an Agn...
by Compassionist
February 10th, 2018, 9:25 pm
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: God was a Jew and other jokes
Replies: 288
Views: 9628

Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

Dear Compassionist, We seem to agree most of the time. Yes, I agree that there are two types of religion. There is the "friendly" type, such as MODERN Christianity, which does more good than bad. I put modern in capitals to accent it, because 4 Centuries ago the Church was even more evil ...
by Compassionist
February 10th, 2018, 11:23 am
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: God was a Jew and other jokes
Replies: 288
Views: 9628

Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

Compassionist, Don't get me wrong. I am not saying that all Atheists are good, or all theists are bad. however, bad Atheists often use religion as a ruse to do evil, because it's so easy to fool people into doing evil when you use the ruse of religion to blind them to reason! Religion is a powerful...
by Compassionist
February 9th, 2018, 8:12 pm
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: God was a Jew and other jokes
Replies: 288
Views: 9628

Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

Compassionist, It's difficult to distinguish what is a religion and what isn't. Islam is the invention of a guy called Mohammed. Many people say it isn't a religion, it's a social/political system masquerading as a religion. Is Mormon a religion? It was invented by the pedophile Joseph Smith as a r...
by Compassionist
February 9th, 2018, 8:02 pm
Forum: Religion
Topic: Sharia law in the UK
Replies: 10
Views: 681

Re: Sharia law in the UK

The UK has imported so many Muslims that they are starting to flex their muscles and want to establish "Sharia Courts". They say you are "racist" if you object. So you think you can assimilate them? One day they will assimilate you! Muslims cannot be assimilated. Once a Muslim a...
by Compassionist
February 3rd, 2018, 5:54 pm
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: God was a Jew and other jokes
Replies: 288
Views: 9628

Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

Hitler was a Christian. Stalin was an atheist. Both religious and secular people have killed and oppressed millions. Humans can be truly horrific. Humans can also be really wonderful and loving. Each of us must decide where to do good or to do evil. My solution to the problems of life is to live and...
by Compassionist
February 1st, 2018, 4:04 pm
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: God was a Jew and other jokes
Replies: 288
Views: 9628

Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

Where does religion come from? Dear Compassionist, Gods or Deities is a great invention of the Stone Age Pagans, and like the Wheel, which they also invented, is still very important in today's world. Thousands of "Gods" have been worshipped by man down through the ages and even today at ...
by Compassionist
January 30th, 2018, 9:32 am
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: God was a Jew and other jokes
Replies: 288
Views: 9628

Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

Dear Compassionist' Too bad you can't be God! I've asked Christians "Why did God let Hitler murder 6 million Jews?" They answer: "Because God gave him free will." I asked again: "Why did God give Hitler the free will to murder the Jews, but didn't give the Jews (who God cal...
by Compassionist
January 29th, 2018, 5:56 pm
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: God was a Jew and other jokes
Replies: 288
Views: 9628

Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

God vs LGBTQ: Why did God make so many LGBTQ? (at least 200 million World wide) After making so many LGBTQ, why does he order us to murder them? (see Leviticus 20: 13 etc.) Why doesn't he murder them himself? God didn't bat an eyelash when he murdered the whole Human race in a great flood! Why is h...
by Compassionist
January 19th, 2018, 8:36 pm
Forum: Humanism, secularism, freethought...
Topic: Although there is no God, Heaven DOES exist nonetheless
Replies: 1
Views: 805

Re: Although there is no God, Heaven DOES exist nonetheless

How do I know that souls exist? Isn't omnibenevolence superior to the Golden Rule? I am convinced that omnibenevolence is the best code of conduct. I just need to upgrade myself with omniscience and omnipotence to go along with my omnibenevolence. Then I can go back in time and prevent all suffering...
by Compassionist
January 19th, 2018, 8:14 pm
Forum: Positive Humanism
Topic: HELP HUMANISTS UK OPPOSE CRUELTY TO ANIMALS
Replies: 2
Views: 177

Re: HELP HUMANISTS UK OPPOSE CRUELTY TO ANIMALS

Signed. Thank you for posting it.
by Compassionist
January 17th, 2018, 3:12 pm
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: God was a Jew and other jokes
Replies: 288
Views: 9628

Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

Compassionist, When I said Hitler was humane, I was sarcastically comparing Hitler to the Old Catholic Church! Would you rather die first and then burn, or would you prefer to be burned alive? Note that I said "old" Church, because the modern Church doesn't do that anymore! However, the C...
by Compassionist
January 17th, 2018, 9:40 am
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: God was a Jew and other jokes
Replies: 288
Views: 9628

Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

Sorry for the typo on my last post. The christian Church in the Inquisition and Witch Hunts burned more than 10 million people to death at the stake! Victor Hugo's estimate for the Inquisition is over 5 million. Prof. of Archeology at Un. of California, Marija Gimbutas,said that in the witch hunts ...
by Compassionist
January 15th, 2018, 4:53 pm
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: God was a Jew and other jokes
Replies: 288
Views: 9628

Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

Suppose that Jesus was the founder of Christianity 20 Centuries ago. If he were to come to Earth today to see what people were doing to his teachings he would be dumbfounded! One of his Churches burned over 10 thousand people at the stake! One of them said he went to America to start the Church of ...

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